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| 04/13/01 12:25:24 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
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| 04/13/01 12:27:40 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | Bwahahahahah... theres only one way that anyone'll be able to see that post and thats by looking at the.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP HITTING ME!!! NO!! I DIDNT DO IT!!! STOP BEATING ME!!! | |
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| 04/13/01 12:28:42 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | DEATH | |
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| 04/13/01 12:35:58 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Strange sad person | |
| Put your message! | People of the
guestbook... Geg.. *sniff* ..Is dead! I am sad... That is because Im a
strange sad person.. Thats my name! My only goal in life is to mourn the
loss of our dear Geg.. On a lighter side, I like chicken! | |
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| 04/14/01 01:10:47 AM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Beatrix | |
| Put your message! | This GB is messed up!
-Beatrix | |
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| 04/14/01 06:55:23 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Strange sad person | |
| Put your message! | What? Thats it? No one
came to mourn the loss of Geg? Why!? Dont you people care about Geg? Oh,
youn people make me
sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
_arquivos/sad.gif) Oh.. Poor Geg..
I like chicken! | |
| 04/14/01 06:58:01 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Strange sad person | |
| Put your message! | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY!!! AAAAAHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! | |
| 04/14/01 07:23:48 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Strange sad person | |
| Put your message! | CHICKEN IS GOOD!!!!!!!! | |
| 04/14/01 09:44:23 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Beatrix | |
| Put your message! | Seifer its obvious that
youe Strange sad person. If not.... Strange sad person iz a fag.... -Beatrix | |
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| 04/15/01 07:12:07 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Strange sad person | |
| Put your message! | I dont know what youre
talking about! I mean, I have my own e-mail! Therfore, i am not Geg! Nope,
not Geg.. I like tacos(oh, shoot!)I mean chicken!!! | |
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| 04/16/01 06:26:12 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Strange sad person | |
| Put your message! | Wait! I think I see something! Its... Its the Ghost of Geg!! He says that he will come back to life! | |
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| 04/16/01 06:27:40 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | LIFE | |
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| 04/16/01 06:30:22 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | Hey! It seems that the police thought I raped my mother and they beat me to death. But then, I was realesed from death by paroll. Hey, has anyone decided to try and figure out the message I put? I know that Arthur could probably figure it out. | |
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| 04/17/01 12:58:09 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | HAHAHAHAHHAHA... Crap! you... arent it seeing are You wait.. Oh, this... see never will | |
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| 04/17/01 12:58:22 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | Gyahahahahah... there's
only one way for ya people to be able to see my last copy of the Geg's
last unseenable post, and that's by very difficult to figure out: you have
to highl.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP
SHOOTING AT ME!!! NO!! IT WASN'T ME!!! IT WAS GEG!!!!! Yeah, that one over
there... Yes... Ok... -- Some seconds later... -- Geg: Yes? What do you want? WHAT??? NO! NO! IT WASN'T ME!!! NOO!!! STOP BEATING ME!!! AAAHH!!!! AAAAAHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! DEATH Strange sad person: Noooo!!!!!!!!! _arquivos/scared.gif) | |
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| 04/17/01 01:28:55 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Beatrix | |
| Put your message! | I know what Arthur
wrote!!! MOOOOHAHAHAHA (heh moo) he wrote..... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...Crap! you... arnt it seeing are You wait...Oh, this... see never will haha you suck Arthur! I found out! I know how to read them! You highlight the message! -Dagger | |
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| 04/17/01 01:34:16 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Beatrix | |
| Put your message! | Heres a story....
Arthur and Geg got mad at Beatrix for telling everyone how to read invisible messages. They made a plan... kill.. Beatrix.... So one night, Beatrix was on Patrol on the castle....... Arthur and Geg jump her.... And then, Beatrix takes out.... SAVE THE QUEEN! And performs SHOCK! And then Arthur and Geg die!!!!!!! Beatrix puts her sword away swaves her hair and says.... "Is there any one out there strong enough to face me?" -Beatrix FANTASTIC STORY! | |
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| 04/17/01 02:41:47 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | Arthur, you got it mixed
up!! it was: HAHAHAHAHHAHA... You will never see this... Oh, wait.. You are seeing it arent you... Crap! That was it, you mixed it up. | |
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| 04/17/01 04:31:09 PM | |||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | ||
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PART 1 ====== Then, all of a sudden, Beatrix listens a voice coming from a radio near there: LIFE!!!! Beatrix: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Arthur & Geg: GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Bwahahahahah!!! Beatrix: How... How... How did you do that? Arthur: We thought that you might use a cheating utility to make our levels to go down to 0 and then we recorded our voices casting LIFE into... THIS tape recorder I have here, since we would never be able to cast it with a so highly down level. Gyahahahahahaha!!!! Beatrix, astonished, can't move up a finger... Geg: Bwahahahahahaha! Now you're gonna pay for what you've done! Beatrix: WHAT???!!! But... but... What have I done? Arthur: Oooh!... You forgot?... You said everyone how to read my post!!! Beatrix: Eerrr... Wait! Wait! Geg, I didn't say how to read your post, only Arthur's one! Arthur: WHAAAT??!!! | ||
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| 04/17/01 04:31:27 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
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PART 2 ====== Geg: Yeah... That makes sense... BUT YOU STILL KILLED ME! Beatrix: Yes, but remember that I wouldn't have tried to kill you if he hadn't say anything in your Guestbook and then I'd never said that there... Geg: Hmmmmmmm... Arthur: Hm? What?! No, no... Wait!... Hey, Geg! You're not thinking about betraying me, are you? Geg: SHE'S RIGHT! YOU ARE THE ONE WHO STARTED IT ALL!! Beatrix: (Yes!) Arthur: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Beatrix & Geg: Now You're gonna pay for every thing you did!!!!!!!!! Arthur: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! To be continued... Stay tuned for Part 2!!! Your turn, Geg... | |
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| 04/17/01 06:12:43 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | My turn? lets see..
Geg: Hmmm... I dont like betraying.. I am siding with Arthur again! | |
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| 04/17/01 06:28:15 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | Arthur:
(Yes!) P.S.: Geg, red color is for Beatrix... Hmm... Ok, it makes no difference... | |
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| 04/17/01 10:03:56 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Beatrix | |
| Put your message! | Beatrix: hmph! I dont need that weakling Geg
on my side, I just need DAGGER!!! Your Majesty intuders! Lets join forces
Dagger! Your Eidolons will kick there asses! Dagger: Beatrix.... you forget were the same person.... Beatrix: Oh yeah! Dagger: *rolls her eyes* Geg: Enough chit chat! NOW DIE BEATIX AND DAGGER! *takes out gunblade and jumps in the air threating to take Daggers life* Dagger: !!!! oh no Zidane help me help me! MAMA! Steiner: Whats all the noise? Beatrix: Call the knights of Pluto! And the Alexandrian army! *Beatrix jumps in the air and Beatrix sword and Gegs balde collide* Beatrix: *lands on the ground and slices the radio in half! No more reviveing for those two!* Beatrix: YEEESS! Steiner: yes ma'am! Arthur: I have no attacks I'm sooo weak... Dagger: *grins at Arthur* Arthur:.... Whaaaaat? is there some thing on my face Dagger? Dagger: *summons shiva and Arthur dies!* Geg: NOOOOOO!!! ARTHUR HOW COULD I HAVE BEN SOOOOO WEAK!!!! If you die I wish to take my life along with you Arthur.... cuz I love you...and no..... I'm not gay.... The knights of pluto and the Alexandrian Army come tackle Geg and they all stab him to death and Arthur too even though he was dead... so Arthur was target practice... Later...... Geg and Arthur were cremated and the cats used there ashes for klitty litter for the royal kittins...... sad.... but a good ending for me!! _arquivos/biggrin.gif) -Beatrix..... and Dagger | |
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| 04/18/01 02:32:33 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | Geg and
Arthur:LIFE
Beatrix:Wha? How? Geg:Hah! You thought you could defeat us!? We made a hundred extra radio thingys! Now we will kill you all! Arthur: Yeah! Even though all my attacks suck and i am embarassingly weak, we will still kick your butts! Beatrix: Over my dead body! Geg:Yeah.. Thats the point. Beatrix: Oh. Right. Dagger: Enough! Lets fight! Steiner: Have at thee!!!! *Arthur picks up a stick and throws it at Steiner* Steiner: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! DEATH Arthur: Whoa. Maybe i am strong! Beatrix: NOOOOOO!! Steiner! I will kill you both!!! To be Continued... | |
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| 04/18/01 04:00:41 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Beatrix | |
| Put your message! | Ahem, correstion Geg...
I dont say over my dead body I say.... OVER MY DROP DEAD GEORGUS BODY!!!!!!
-Beatrix | |
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| 04/18/01 04:53:16 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | ====== PART 1 ====== Suddenly, Arthur screams: Arthur: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Geg: What?! Arthur's evolving!!! ARTHUR evolved into MEWTWO... *cough* *cough* I mean... into SAVIOR SEPHIROTH!!! Sephiroth: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Now you're all going to know the power of my wrath!!! Beatrix: Oh, no! When he killed Steiner, he got enough experience to get back to level 99!!! Geg: Wait a damn minute! I was your friend! You aren't supposed to kill me! Sephiroth: Hmmmmmm... Yeah... That makes sense... Beatrix: But Geg! If you kill him, then you'll get all his experience to you, and then you'll have 65535 Exp. Pts.!!! You could even get to level 100!!!!!!! Geg: Interesting... Ok, I'll help ya... Sephiroth: No, no! Wait! Now I remember you said something about don't like betrayal!!!... Geg: But this is not betrayal, 'cause you wanted to kill me! Sephiroth: Who? ME? Hmmmmmmm... ... ... ... ... ... ... Oooooh! That? Ahahahaha... No... I was kidding... Geg: You can't run away from me, now! Beatrix: YEAH! Sephiroth: Ah-ha! Is that so? Then I'm going to kill you! METEO! Beatrix & Geg: HEEEEEELP!!! AAAAAAAHH!!! | |
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| 04/18/01 04:53:33 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | ====== PART 2 ====== Sephiroth: Mwahahahahah!!! What? Nothing happened? Beatrix & Geg: ?????? Sephiroth: OH, NO! I JUST GOT LEVELED UP, THEN I HAVE NO SUFFICIENT MP TO KILL YOU! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Beatrix: Ahahahahaha! You may now suffer the consequences! Geg: Prepare to die! Sephiroth: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Geg and Beatrix start battling with Sephiroth who has no sufficient capacity to counter-attack, 'cause everything he has are some few magics with waste more MP then he has at the time... An then, suddenly, out of nowhere, the all-powerfull Gold Sagittarius Cloth, which breaks into pieces and go and cover Sephiroth's body!!! Sephiroth: I am HE-MAN! The most powerfull man in the universe!!! Gyahahahahahahaha!!!!!! There is no way back now!!! Beatrix & Geg: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! To be continued... | |
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| 04/18/01 05:02:10 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | Right
after reading everything, suddenly, Geg receives an MPEG file...
When he opens it, it shows Arthur pointing toward him and saying: YOU ARE THE NEXT!!! While Geg tries to remember where did he saw that before (*cough*Mortal Kombat*cough*), the MPEG file suddenly is automatically deleted from his computer... | |
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| 04/18/01 06:39:55 PM | |||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Beatrix | ||
| Put your message! | Beatrix: Hmph! Sephiroth is a weakling Compared to me! I am The General Beatrix of the Alexandrian Army! I Show NO MERCY!!!! Sephiroth: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm sorry I'm a Girl Boy! I'll go cut my hair and make a wooden sword! For Sticks are my profession! Beatrix: Dont make me repeat myself! Its bad for my health... Geg:I'll get the Galbadian Army! And.. Beatrix: GEG DONT ACT SO WEAK!!!! We can take this weakling out with ease! Geg: *gulp... pisses pants* Beatrix: EEEWWWW GROSS GEG!!!!! Geg: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH WHATS HAPPENING TO ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Suddenly Geg becoms 40 pounds over weight and has glasses thick glasses and wears boxers and a tank top with his belly sticking out and has a thick book in his hand and says: Geg:Hello my name is Melvin! *sniffs alot of snot* I like to collect Stamps! Hey look a 1967 stamp of Elvis Presly! And heres one of 2 swans making a heart! Looks towards Beatrix and Blushes* Melvin: Oh my your pretty miss will you marry me? Beatrix: AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Help me Sephiroth! Jumps in his ares like Shaggy and Scooby Doo when there scared! Sephiroth: *winks* Dont worry babe I'll take care of ya! Beatrix: yaaaaaay! Takes out Masamune and slices Melvin in half! Sephiroth: K babe where were we??? *un zips zipper* Beatrix: AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! Its Tiny! Beatrix runs and throws an Atomic Bomb at Seph and he dies and once again Beatrix wins!* -Beatrix | ||
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| 04/19/01 03:10:16 PM | ||
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| Put your message! | Melvin:LIFE Whoa.. What the heck happened??
*Melvin turns back into Geg* Geg:Geez Beatrix, at least make the story make sense.. Come on? Melvin? Is he one of Steiner's nerdy Knights of Pluto? Beatrix:Shut up! I make the story my way, you make it yours. Sephiroth:Hey! Dont ignore me!! Now i will kill you both for insulting me!! DIE!! Dagger:Why havent i been mentioned in a while? I guess i just havent done anything exiting.. Anyway, you will never be able to kill them!! I will just revive them!! Then i will summon Bahamut and ki- *While Dagger wasted time talking, Sephiroth walks up and sticks his sword through her chest* Dagger:Oh, shi-DEATH Sephiroth:Well, that was easy. Geg:Whoa.. you are strong.. sorry about the betrayal! Lets join forces and defeat Beatrix!! Sephiroth:Why do you always betray me, and then make up as if nothing happened? Geg:Who cares? Lets get her! Beatrix:AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! To be continued... | |
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| 04/19/01 05:02:07 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Beatrix | |
| Put your message! | Beatrix: Hmph that scream was an act!
Geg: Really? Beatrix: Hmph!!! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY SEPH FOR WHAT YOU DID TO THE QUEEN!!!!!! I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS!! *casts holy on Seph* Seph: AARRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *dissolvs* Then Beatrix casts Full-Life on Dagger Dagger: HMPH!.... wait.... as a queen I must show maturity! Lets talk about this problem, eat Smores around a camp fie and sing Kumbia. And Have Seph rott in hell for killing me! Geg: CAN WE HAVE TACOS TOO????? Beatrix: Yes your majesty, lets have tacos too Dagger: Okay! Geg & Beatrix: YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! later.... Geg, Beatrix, and Dagger are all holding hands by the fire eating smores and Geg is feeding Beatrix her smore.... Beatrix: mmmmmmmm thanks Geg! Geg:No prob! Beatrix and Geg start making out. Dagger: uuuuuuuuh? Can we get to the point please? Beatrix: Yes, lets. Dagger: Okay you first Geg! Geg: Okay..... ya see Beatrix told everyone how to read invisible messages and we got pissed! -Beatrix TO BE CONTINUED!!!! | |
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| 04/20/01 02:44:54 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | All was
peaceful now in the Kingdom of Alexandria. Sephiroth was dead, Dagger was
alive, and Beatrix and Geg were having an affair, since Steiner was dead.
We join them now in the royal bed.. Beatrix:EEEEEAAAAAH!!! OHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!! OH, GEG!! I see a spider!!! Geg: Oh, sure. *kills it with his gun* Beatrix:*in a sexy voice* Ok, lets go back to what we were doing before... Watching T.V.!! Geg:Yeah! Suddenly, Dagger comes in suspecting to see something else.. Dagger: Oh, crud. I wanted to get in to some of that action too.. Anyway, I just came in here to say hi to the 2 best Generals in Alexandria! Geg:Yeah. I guess when you saw me fight against you and then with you and then against you and then with you again, I guess its only natural that you make me an Alexandrian General! Beatrix:Im still a better fighter than you are. Suddenly, a large voice comes from a long-forgotten radio thingy... LIFE Dagger:What the heck was that!? Sephiroth rises from the ground Sephiroth:Hah! Now everyone will die!!!!! Bwahahahaha!!! Beatrix:Be ready to give your life, Geg! This may be it... To be continued... | |
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| 04/20/01 05:46:35 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | ====== PART 1 ====== Geg: I'm sorry, I'm not ready... Sephiroth, wanna join me? Sephiroth: Ok... Sephiroth joined Geg's party! Dagger: WHAT???!!! You're going to excuse him THAT easy? Sephiroth: ... Why? It shouldn't have gone this way? Beatrix thinks a bit and says: Beatrix: Arthur, wanna join my party? Arthur: He asked first... Dagger: Oh, yeah? Dagger uses Cheat O'Matic on Sephiroth to make him to disappear. Dagger: Hahahahahaha!!! You can't defeat me, now! Geg: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Arthur: Hmmm? Hey, why am I back like this? Dagger: What? Arthur unevolved!!! Beatrix: Idiot! He's back to his inicial form! You should have made his HP to go down by 65535! Dagger: Hehehe _arquivos/tongue.gif) Beatrix: Grrrrrrrr!!!!!!! Beatrix, then, summons Steiner back to life. Beatrix: Steiner, help me held up SAVE THE QUEEN, quick! Steiner: Ok... He understands nothing of what's going on, but as a good summoned guy, he does it... SAVE THE QUEEN starts glittering and Arthur and Geg get BLIND. Geg: Oh, no!!! What should we do, now???!!!???!!!???!!! | |
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| 04/20/01 05:46:44 PM | ||
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| Put your message! | ====== PART 2 ====== Beatrix: Hahahahah! Now I'm going to kill ya with my very hands!!! ... ... ... Hmm? Steiner!!! Push SAVE THE QUEEN back down! NOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!! Steiner: Uh? The light shining from SAVE THE QUEEN is reflected in Arthur's and Geg's sunglasses (which appeared when they got BLIND), making Dagger, Steiner and Beatrix to get BLIND, also... Arthur: EYEDROP! Geg: Wow! I can see again! Arthur: Now cure me! Geg: Ok... EYEDROP! Arthur quickly runs and, protecting his eyes, destroys SAVE THE QUEEN with one hit. Beatrix: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Dagger: Oh, yeah? Then I'm going to cure ya, Steiner and Beatrix, don't worry! EYEDROP! Steiner: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! Steiner disappears... Dagger: What? Beatrix: You used GRANADE on him, instead of EYEDROP!!! Dagger: But I'm sure I had one right here... Geg: Gwahahahahaha!!!! When I got out of your party, I toke away all your items!!! Except for that granade, 'cause it was very uncleaned... Arthur: Now prepare to die! Beatrix & Dagger: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! To be continued... | |
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| 04/20/01 05:59:10 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Beatrix | |
| Put your message! | Okay Arthur! Your Dumb! Your Fan Fic makes no sence! Seifers is EXTREAMLY FUNNY! -Beatrix | |
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| 04/20/01 07:24:58 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | I agee... But if you take away all my last post, it's going to remain the same as it was before. The only 2 differences is that you're blind (DARK status, which can be cured with the help of an EYEDROP, and remember that, in FF6, when we're affected by DARK, a pair of sunglasses appear in front of us, during the fight...) and that Geg's once again at my side... | |
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| 04/20/01 11:08:16 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Beatrix | |
| Put your message! | I cant continue with a
stupid story like that! come up with something else Arthur! Yor stories
are the same! Geg going you.... -Beatrix | |
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| 04/21/01 09:55:21 AM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | Fine then. My turn. | |
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| 04/21/01 10:03:38 AM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | Arthur:HAHAHAHAHAH!! We sure have done
alot since we started fighting!!! But now you will all die!! Alexandria
will fall at our hands right Geg? Geg:Wait.. You are going to destroy Alexandria!? Arthur:Why shouldnt I? Its fun to blow up stuff! Geg:No way, Arthur! I am an Alexandrian General! I will not let you take it down! Arthur:So youre turning on me AGAIN!?!? Geg:Yeah, strange how this thing is going, isnt it? Beatrix:So, the tables have turned! ....again.. Dagger:Not really. We're still Blinded!! Beatrix:Hey, i look cool in sunglasses! Arthur:How do you know? You cant see yourself! Beatrix: Oh. Yeah. Geg:Enough! Arthur! Lets dance... Arthur:Yay!! Arthur gets out a big stick and dances under it. Geg:Idiot! I was using a metaphore for fighting!!! Arthur: Ohhhhh... I'll kill you then!! To be Continued... | |
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| 04/21/01 10:15:30 AM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | Congradulations, Arthur, im giving you the honor of typing the fight scene of you against me. | |
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| 04/21/01 02:20:16 PM | |||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | ||
| Put your message! | Come on, Arthur!! Hurry up!!!!! | ||
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| 04/21/01 03:56:27 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | My internet connection is
a... a... ************ **************** *********** ***************
*********** *****!!!!!!!!!! Yeah! That's what it is!!!! I couldn't even open this page since this morning... CRAP!!! Well, I think I'll have to start making it... P.S.: OH, NO! FIGHTING SEQUENCE?!?!?!?! Hmmm... I think I'll have to make something better this time, 'cause you're going to kill me if I don't... | |
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| 04/21/01 04:16:26 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | Yep. And hurry!! | |
| 04/21/01 05:43:44 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | ======
PART 1 ====== Geg: Hmm... No, I changed my mind... You're very strong. I'd never be able to kill you... Arthur: But I wanted to kill people... Geg: Let's kill Beatrix and Dagger, then... Arthur: Yeah... Good idea... Dagger: HEYY!!! Beatrix: No! No! Wait! Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Dagger and Beatrix try to run away, but bump into each other and both fall down... Arthur: ADIOS!!! Gyahahahahaha!!!!!! Geg: WHAT???!!! Arthur: Hmm?... Geg: What... did... yUO... JUST... SAY?!!!!! Arthur: I said "adios"... Geg: I KNOW!!! AND YOU ALSO KNOW I UNDERSTAND ONLY ONE LANGUAGE!!!! Arthur: B... But... I-I j-just... Geg: ENOUGH!!! THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO, NOW!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! NOOOOOW!!!!!! Arthur: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! See here scenes of the battle between Geg and Arthur... _arquivos/_1.jpg) _arquivos/_2.jpg) _arquivos/_3.jpg) _arquivos/_4.jpg) _arquivos/_5.jpg) | |
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| 04/21/01 05:44:36 PM | ||
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PART 2 ====== Sometime later, Dagger and Beatrix wake up... Beatrix: Look! Geg and Arthur are fighting! Dagger: How do you know? We're blind, remember? Beatrix: You just have to look behond the sunglasses. Dagger: Oooooooohhhhhhh....... Hey! Geg's going to launch Kame-Hame-Ha!!! Beatrix: Oh, no! And Arthur is right in front of the TV! If Geg attacks him, the TV will be ruined!!! Dagger: And we'll never be able to watch HE-MAN again... ... Beatrix! Quick, make Arthur to be Sephiroth again! This way he'll be able to support Kame-Hame-Ha! Beatrix: Good idea! She uses Cheat O'Matic and makes Sephiroth to appear again... But... Dagger: Oh, no! He appeared where he was when he disappeared!!!! Beatrix: Then, Arthur is separated from Sephiroth, now! There is nothing there but Sephiroth's soul!!! Sephiroth: Huhuhuhuhohohohohohahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Now that I am free, I can do anything I want!!! And I'll start by killing Arthur for him to never junction himself with me again!!! Geg (stops battling): Good! Then let's join forces!!! Sephiroth: Interesting... Arthur: I don't care! You're all going to die, anyway!!! | |
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| 04/21/01 05:44:57 PM | ||
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PART 3 ====== Beatrix and Dagger think about Arthur's last words and then say: Beatrix: Calm down, here!!! I think Arthur is in disadvantage. Dagger: Yeah, we'll help him! Arthur: Good... Then, let me heal you two... REMEDY! Beatrix: NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! They get cured... Arthur: Hmm? Beatrix: You made us to lose our sunglasses, stupid! Dagger: They're coming! Sephiroth & Geg: YYYYAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! To be continued... | |
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| 04/21/01 07:54:29 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | What the hell!? God, Arthur, its not that hard!! Come on! I had a really cool ending planned! I was going to end the story and it would be cool and funny!!! Do something better, or ill just do it myself!!!!! | |
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| 04/21/01 07:57:53 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | You know! Where you and i
acually fight!? We had a standoff where we were about to cross
swords for the last time, and you just sit there and say: Hey. lets not kill each other.
Aaauurrgg!!!!!!!!! | |
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| 04/21/01 08:03:51 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | *in a gangster type of voice* Tomorrow... or Ill type it myself... | |
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| 04/22/01 09:26:16 AM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | ====== PART 4 ====== As Sephiroth and Geg come, Arthur thinks on how he's going to attack. Beatrix and Dagger are trying to summon back Steiner for help... Unluckily, they don't have enough MP... Then, they simply call the GF Holy Angemon instead... Unfortunately, they don't like him very much... so, it'll take a WHILE for him to appear... and for them both to be able to do anything... Geg takes out his Gunblade, while Sephiroth prepares a Sismic Toss. Arthur apparently does nothing... Geg, then, cut Arthur on half... Arthur disappears... Geg: Huh? Arthur: IDIOT! Arthur appears behind him and elbows him in the rib cage. Geg: Aaaaahhh!!!!!...... Geg falls down in pain. Sephiroth: Sismic Toss! Arthur: ! Sephiroth gets Arthur, flies up and throws him off to the ground. Arthur: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... POW! Sephiroth: METEO!!! Arthur faints. Geg, feeling better, stands up and takes out his Gunblade to definitively kill him... Geg: Die now, you multi-languaged dumb! Suddenly, Dagger and Beatrix scream: Beatrix & Dagger: AAAAAAHH!!!! Hear here their scream... Scream of the Innocent | |
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| 04/22/01 09:29:51 AM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | ====== PART 5 ====== Geg: ? A big, huge meteor is coming in their direction!!! (Of course, it's not as big as the one from Final Fantasy VII, 'cause Sephiroth didn't have a good amount of MP...) As the meteor approaches, Sephiroth just laughs and says, in a gangster type of voice: Sephiroth: Die!, you bastard... Geg: GODAMNIT!!! Holy Angemon: Portal of Fate! Sephiroth: WHA...???!! As Holy Angemon disappears, the portal starts sucking up everyone and everything. Sephiroth looks at it and then at the meteor... Its power is sufficient to take away the whole thing. Sephiroth: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn all HOLY people and magics!!! As the meteor is getting outta its original route, Sephiroth tries to make it go back... | |
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| 04/22/01 09:30:44 AM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | ====== PART 6 ====== Geg and the Pussy C... I mean... Geg, Beatrix and Dagger are trying desperately to stay on ground... Beatrix and Dagger are holding in Geg, who inserted his Gunblade into the floor and now holds it with one hand not to be pushed away... With the other hand, he has Arthur. (Of course, he's holding him only to make more weight...) Geg: Why did you call him? Dagger: He was the only GF we had junctioned!!! Geg: ... Beatrix: Hey! Pay attention! We don't wanna be taken away by that thing! In the meantime, Sephiroth is literally holding the meteor not to let it to be sucked up... Sephiroth: ......aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! With no more forces to hold it, Sephiroth goes away, while the Gunblade is getting off of the ground. Sephiroth: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw you guuuyyss!................. AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.................... | |
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| 04/22/01 09:31:33 AM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | ====== PART 7 ====== Geg: Oh, no! We'll be blown away! The Gunblade finally gets off from the ground and they're all pushed over. Arthur awakens. Arthur: Wha...? Oh, NO!!! Arthur then summons an occasional fire-breathing dragon. The well known White Dragon God then tries to take them away, but the portal is too strong and pulls him over, too. When the White Dragon God is almost at the portal, Geg sees that a needle got shoved through the portal's walls and that this is preventing the portal to close up. Then, he throws his Gunblade in the rock and the portal finally closes up taking away also the Gunblade... The White Dragon God leaves them all on the ground and disappears. To be continued... | |
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| 04/22/01 10:53:09 AM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | ARG!!!!!! DAMMIT
ARTHUR!!! I didnt even take the time to read that!!! Start it over! Im
giving you 1 more chance, or ill write the rest of it myself!!!!
Start where we were about to fight because you wanted to destroy Alexandria! Did you even read that post!? It sounds like you just made something up!! It didnt have anything to do with the previous entry that i wrote!! God, you make me so mad!!!!! | |
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| 04/22/01 10:56:39 AM | |||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | ||
| Put your message! | And when writing it, remember that Beatrix and Dagger are still blinded, so they cant do anything!! | ||
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| 04/22/01 11:11:47 AM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | Oh, it doesn't work?
Oh, no... I'll take a look, later... Hey, wait a minute... I wrote a very interesting sequence. At least that's what I thought... May I remake only parts 1, 2 and 3? | |
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| 04/22/01 11:23:24 AM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | Could I simply continue
the story? We still can fight against each other, ya know... The only difference is that you can't use your sword and that Sephiroth won't attack anymore... | |
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| 04/22/01 11:23:44 AM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | No Arthur.. And nothing with Pokemon in it either. And Sephiroth cant come back, because you ARE Sephiroth when you evolve! The ending i like and plan on using will just mean that yours will need to end when you have your sword against my throat, and about to kill me. | |
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| 04/22/01 11:32:02 AM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | Oh, no... Ok, I'll think about something... Prepare yourself to PART 1: Another world | |
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| 04/22/01 02:31:47 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | ====== PART 8 ====== Geg and Arthur look at each other, an then remember that they were fighting before... Arthur: I'll kill you, this time! Geg: Let's see who'll be the winner... Geg takes advantage that Arthur's HP is very low and simply uses an Air Strike. DEATH Beatrix: YAY!!!!! Dagger: Arthur! Don't die!!! I love you! Geg: Wha...?! Dagger: I'll make anything to take you back!!! Beatrix: Wait! We just need to use one of those radios!!! Dagger: RETURN!!! Geg: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO... Everything disappears and returns to some point in the past... | |
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| 04/22/01 02:32:35 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | ===================== PART 1: ANOTHER WORLD ===================== Geg: Enough! Arthur! Let's dance... Arthur: Yay!! Arthur gets out a big stick and dances under it. Geg: Idiot! I was using a metaphore for fighting!!! Arthur: Ohhhhh... I'll kill you then!! Arthur gets out the big stick and, with his teeth, forges a new sword. Geg takes out his Gunblade, also. Geg: That's it, Arthur! It's the final battle! Arthur: It is the first one, still. Geg: Shut up! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Geg attacks Arthur with his sword. Arthur defends himself with his Stickblade... They keep fighting more or less as I saw somewhere... Ok, I don't remember where it happened... Back to the fight... Suddenly, Geg makes Arthur to fall down. Geg prepares a magic spell while Arthur, apparently, only prays... Geg: Fireball! Arthur: Reflect! The fireball is reflected and hurts Geg. Geg: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! Geg steps back in pain. Arthur: You won't kill me that easily! Geg: Oh, yeah? ODIN!!! Arthur: WHA...?! Odin is summoned and comes in Arthur's direction. Odin: Gugnir!!! Arthur: AAAAHHHH!!!! Odin disappears. | |
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| 04/22/01 02:33:41 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Arthur_Liquida | |
| Put your message! | ===================== PART 2: ANOTHER WORLD ===================== Arthur lowers himself not to be attacked and the Gugnir cuts only Stickblade on half... Arthur looks at it: Arthur: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Geg: Adios! Bwahahahahaha!!!!! Arthur: Step back! I still have one last hope! ICE!!! Geg: Huh? Arthur's half-sword starts shining and turns into an Ice Sword! Geg: Don't make me laugh! You'll never hurt me with that, 'cause I have lots of ICE magic spells junctioned within my defense status! Arthur: Oh, really? Than look at THIS! Arthur attacks Geg with his all-new sword. Geg defends with his Gunblade, but it gets too cold and he lets it fall on the ground. Arthur: Now you'll get what you deserve! Geg: Fire! Arthur's all-new sword melts down... Arthur: GODAMNIT! Geg: Bwahahahahaha!!!! Now there's nothing you can do! Geg takes his Gunblade from the floor. Arthur: Oh, yeah? Full-Life! Arthur's Stickblade is completely restored. Arthur: Level Up! Arthur's Stickblade turns into a new SAVE THE QUEEN. He attacks Geg. Geg defends. Geg attacks him. Arthur kicks him in the neck, making him to fall down and his sword to fall apart... He approaches Geg and puts his sword against his throat, about to kill him... Arthur: You can't run away, now... To be continued... | |
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| 04/22/01 02:37:24 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | Much better.. Ill have it finished in about an hour. | |
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| 04/22/01 04:01:57 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | ====== PART 1 ====== Beatrix:Whats going on? Dagger:I think Arthur is winning! Beatrix:Oh, no! Geg! In a last action of hope, Geg throws some Eyedrops to the girls. Beatrix and Dagger:I can see!!! Arthur:Huh? Geg:Aha! Geg jumps up and stabbs Arthur! Unfortunatly, they had all forgotten about a certain something... LIFE! Bum-bum-bum!! Arthur:Hah! As long as those radios are there, I can never die!! Well, you cant either.. Geg:Grrr.. We need to destroy those radios! Someone needs to hold down Arthur and kill him while we destroy the radios! Beatrix:But, whos fat enough to do that? Dagger:*thinks about it*I know! Dagger then casts Life on a grave neer the castle.. Then a huge blob comes out of the ground. And the blob has a name.. Queen Brahne! BrahneWhoa.. Im alive! Hello, Garnet! Dagger:Mother! That man over there wants to destroy Alexandria!! Arthur:Who? Me? I dont know what youre talking about! Brahne:*turns to Dagger* See Garnet? He doesnt know what youre talking about! Dagger:Wha? | |
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| 04/22/01 04:17:59 PM | ||
| Tell me your frick'n name! | Geg | |
| Put your message! | ====== PART 2 ====== Arthur:Yeah, Dagger, maybe youre hallucenating! Brahne:What!? My daughter does not hallucenate!! I should kill you! She jumps on Arthur, killing him. Beatrix:Now, Ill destroy the radios with this gernade! *she does* But, when she does, every radio lets out one last LIFE! Then, every bad guy of Final Fantasy's past came to life!! Geg:Uh-oh. I hope they dont join forces to comit some evil deed! Kuja:Hey! Lets join forces to comit soem evil deed! Dagger:Shouldnt we try to stop them? Everyone:Nah! Geg:Lets go watch TV!! The End!!! | |
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